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Yeah, thats right.

AI is rubbish at Christmas.

carol sheet

Bah, humbug to you and your gibberish,ChatGPT.

1 of my own!

The first problem I had was what to write my song about.

Then it was over to ChatGPT for some Wenceslas-style wordplay but the results were hideous.

What I got was a list of some of the most carelessly crowbarred phrases into Christmas carol titles.

Fancy listening to a bit ofFirewall the WayorO Come, O Come, Secure IP?

How aboutI Saw Three Data StreamsorTracking-free is coming to town?

Has there really been any effort here to think about the sense of these suggestions?

I thinkOpenAImight be on the sherry already.

I rolled my sleeves up and had a go at songwriting the old-fashioned way.

So, here it is!

Sticking to the AI’s themes, I’ve gone with a cybersecurity-inspired Christmas carol.

For one more year, at least.